May 2013
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kusakaryuuji:
taking selfies w/ friends like
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my senioritis has gotten to the point where i’m too lazy to even try to get free money. bye bye sholarships
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shalrath:
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
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friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
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rosaparking:
rosaparking:
what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?
a useless piece of shit
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swaggin my way downtown
twerkin fast
bitches pass
and im hoodbound
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dylanobylan:
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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slurpeenis:
world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie
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thdoctor:
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
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disparateyouth:
bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk
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agentcodywanks:
brbjellyfishing:
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
that could explain why she always looked extremely uncomfortable
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edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
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baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
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fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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my first day as football fan: wow how am i supposed to remember all their names?
me now: i can tell who it is by the way they fall
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renoncer-aux-batailles:
After San Marino saying they might consider Valentina again, I suddenly just have this vision in my head of her hobbling onto the stage in like 2060 with a zimmer frame going, “some day I’ll win this thing……….”
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Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We're...
sodamnrelatable:
“What is the capital of Peru?”
“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”
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ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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beyoncebeytwice:
bored but not bored enough to do homework
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cumsquats:
i wish i was a crouton
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pandalot:
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your...
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positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
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basedgodniall:
doncoster:
i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape
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gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
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shattystrashstache:
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
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trillow:
you’re under arrest. you have the right to remain silent. please, please remain silent. please, stop yodelling
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ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
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growlithed:
the venn diagram of guys i like and guys i cant have is a circle
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drewhhr:
msobsessed:
what is up with all the “Pretty Wild” stuff i’m starting to see on my dash? that show was here for like 3 episodes and it was 3 years ago why are we suddenly bringing it up again?
because of “The Bling Ring”
Ah i didn’t think of that
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himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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scareeps:
those booty shorts really bring out your personality
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dorkstrider:
dorkstrider:
what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids
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activatewindows:
kylesbogusjourney:
WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS
They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.
Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if...
