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krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

the best of graham norton at esc 2013

rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit

swaggin my way downtown

twerkin fast

bitches pass

and im hoodbound

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

slurpeenis:

world war 3: swaggy vs swaggie

thdoctor:

does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

xhaymitch:

not with that theme